Here are some headlines we could have gone with today:
SIRA works with key stakeholders to simplify negotiations between Injured Workers and Insurers on permanent impairment: Injured workers not consulted.
SIRA Pulls back on releasing the guidelines for Injured Workers to access legal support for work capacity appeals for further consultations. Injured Workers not consulted.
SIRA hosts a "Disability Industry Think Tank" talks to Disability industry and people with disabilities on the best way to assist injured workers through an action plan: Injured Workers not invited.
SIRA praises itself for its stakeholder engagement program.
"It's regular and transparent" the document said to our reporter, "and its an engagement". When the document was asked what it meant by Stakeholder it said: "unions, insurers, business groups, health provider representatives and legal representatives. Y'know, people who aren't injured workers."
SIRA tells Inquiry that injured workers with 10% or less permanent injury can receive up to seven years worth of treatment: Injured Workers around NSW caught peering into the atmosphere in the vain hope of finding a flying pig.
SIRA confident that claims managers support injured workers to complete work capacity appeals: Families around New South Wales disturbed by fits of loud & uncontrolled laughter from their neighbours houses well into the night.
These headlines stem from the Answers to Questions on Notice SIRA provided the Upper house committee. The author only wishes these were just for laughs.